Dick Condoms
We support Dicks – Just not this one
Need we say more, no explanation necessary. Here at America’s Condom Superstores, we have supported Dicks (literally) for 20 years, but at some point we must draw the line.
After reports surfaced of a Certain Olympic Swimmer lying to police, destroying public property and disgracing the US over at the Rio Olympics, we thought this condom was quite appropriate.
Stay tuned for our new line Douche products soon to follow…
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